I understand Curling. That high.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Sext me about skeletons
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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