Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
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he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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