Buhtt sex?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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