Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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