You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
Randomize
