yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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