So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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