well you can't waste a boner
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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