I don't remember. Are we still dating?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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