it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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