names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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