I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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