so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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