I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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