Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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