Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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