It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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