I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
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Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
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Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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