i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
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