she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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