Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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