hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
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I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I think people are normalizing furries
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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