I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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