You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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