He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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