walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
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I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
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Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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