Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
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