Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
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There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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