This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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