Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
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I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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