i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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