I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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