Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
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I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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