Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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