new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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