Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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