There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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