So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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