look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
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Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
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Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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