so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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