Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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