I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
3 2 1 whiskey
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I just want to make out with him forever
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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