were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Drake has all the answers
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
