writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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