Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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