I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
My feet surprised me
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