wanna go halves on a baby?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
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I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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