Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
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