bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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