She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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