it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
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But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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