The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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