Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
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And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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