Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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