Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
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you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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